Essentials of Life: Stiletto Boots

From time to time (read: almost daily) Violet will mosey into my closet (read: sneak in) and try on some shoes (read: anything with heels).  

I came around the corner this morning and found THIS leaning up against the couch:  

Lord help us.  I should start a savings account now JUST for her shoe-fund.  And while we're starting savings accounts, perhaps one should be dedicated to the copious amounts of hair dye it will take to cover the grey hair I know is coming soon... cute shoes seem only to increase her sass level.